Impressionistic Voguish Vibes



some of you watch out there watch movies on the internet. i watch harry potter (2001) on vhs once or twice a day.

today is an exercise in typing everything on my vhs shelf into youtube and posting them all here. enjoy<>

first we start with a clip that brings me ecstatic joy: one of the two extended scenes from hp (2001) feat. snape ripping hermione and harry new ones. remember, snape kills dumbledore!

clearly, hermione knows!

next we have maybe the best scene from the wayne's world (1992): garth on drums

i love the bad aspect ratio and how the miss the tragic ding he hits on the cymbal at the end. moral: invest in vhs.

now ironically, we have the featurette on the vhs of elvira, a detail i lack on my dubbed cassette including elvira mistress of the dark (1988), reptilicus (1962), voodoo woman (1957) and house of wax (1953). i wont look for any clips of these because they're all really boring. voodoo woman has good drumming the whole way through, though.

they get some of the choicest clips from the movie though.
as a bonus splurge on the topic of elvira, i found this also on you tube: an hour long clip of someone playing the old elvira video game on an amiga. hilarious, thanks dorks, you've done it again. i think i might watch this whole thing someday, perhaps along side elvira on vhs. hmmmmm....

i clicked through it a bit just then and couldn't make any sense of it. do you even get to play as elvira? the fight scenes are pretty funny though. old video games seem to make everything seem like such a colossal waste of time. like looking back, will anyone in the future care at all about anything you do all day today, or did with all of your life? didn't think so. not a question to direct one's life on, anyway.

OMG i can't believe i found a clip from dandy dust (1998)! just great. this movie is super intense. thanks kara lynch!

this movie, glen or glenda (1953), with bela lugosi and written and directed by ed wood, proves that people were more way retarded back in the day than they are retarded even now!

sorry that i use the word retarded. it means slow.

next we have ghost ship (2002), a movie that should end after the first four minutes, i think. the best scene is located there. however, it then dawdles about building up to this climactic scene that you really could care less about after watching through all the junk.

saves u the trouble of watching it, anyway.

now we have alien nation (1988), a movie that was spun off into a short tv series that i never saw. this movie is lame.

i couldn't find a clip from the movie so that was from the tv show. i didn't watch it. did u think it was good?

i wanted to do my whole shelf but now im tired of all this so ill put more later. besides my shelf changes all the time so ill post new things im checking out on the vhs realm that some other human has invariably transferred to our dear horrible youtube.

ill leave you with this fan movie made with clips from harriet the spy (1996) cut up with that really really bad song. the movie kind of made me cringe to watch all over again, and this clip makes it so dramatized intensified with all the sloe moe, the cringe deepens into a gut laugh, i promise. and now isn't that what we are all looking for in the end?

more later lovers,

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